Blog Envy

I think that I have Blog envy. I have been reading a few of my friends' blogs and many of them have lots of funny things to say and others have very profound things to say. I have had some funny things to say, but I don't think that I've had anything profound to say and I definitely don't have much in the way of advice to offer.

What I do have is my sense of humor. No matter how unfunny you may find me, I am usually able to crack myself up and I think that's all that matters.

So, as you may know, or not know, I am having my roof redone. My roofers are both pretty cute and buff. Anyway, this morning was pretty awkward. I never know where on the roof they are working. Turns out they are working right outside the window in my spare bedroom. It also turns out that I don't have the shades completely drawn in there.

This morning, I was running around getting dressed. Now, I have a lot of clothes, and I have them spread out among all three closets in my house, I have clothes in each bedroom. So I walked into the upstairs spare bedroom to get a shirt ( I was in pants and a bra) and there sitting on the roof working on it and facing the window, was my roofer. I was looking at him, he was looking at me. He almost fell off the roof. And if you've ever seen my rack, you would know why.

Needless to say, when I came out of the house and he came around the corner we did not make eye contact. I'm sure he was embarrassed. I was wondering if he was any good in bed and if his tongue could make me purr like a kitten. Was that wrong?