You're going to love this

I'm back. I was taking a little break and reading all of your blogs.

I was on the phone with my mother the other day and she told me the funniest story that I would like to share with you.

My mother picked out a muffin and brought it up to the cash register. The cashier rings up the muffin, looks down and says, "idiot." Now my mother is standing there thinking to herself, "Did this woman just call me an idiot? "OMG, she doesn't know me, why would she call me an idiot?" So she says, "Did you just call me an idiot?" The cashier looks up and says, "I said 88, as in 88 cents."

So as you can imagine I now call my mother 88.