Mr. NotSoWonderful
Ok, I just got a newsflash from a friend of mine that actually met Mr. Wonderful. Turns out he's not wonderful. He looks nothing like his pictures, he's limp and he's vague and secretive. Also, he's just looking for the one night stand.
I too have found him vague and secretive and getting information out of him is like pulling teeth. I think that I'm calling the whole thing off now. Why waste my time?
Oh and Todd Jumper if you're reading this, I do have pictures, lots of them and I'm adorable.
Anyway, I just thought that I would let all of you know that I'm back to the drawing board on the man front.
Fetal position, here I come.
posted by Leave It To Cleavage at 6:16 PM
10 Comments:
I know you are a catch!!!
It's hard for men to be around strong smart women.
Keep your palms up open and receptive to recieve your blessings. Stay magnificent!!! Love yourself. Be a magnet and a becon
Be patient and when he makes you tingle, you are getting warmer.
10:10 PM
He will come Honey! He is just out having a drink, hanging out with my Mr. Wonderful ;-)
5:31 AM
If it's right and meant to be, nothing will get in the way, and if it is right and there is any doubt, that won't stop a relationship from going where it needs to go. It will come !!! (right? ... lol)
5:45 AM
I love your words of wisdom. I'm just tired and frustrated. I've met so many guys that I thought could have had potential and alas it was not meant to be.
I guess it will happen if it's meant to and if not, spinsterhood here I come!!!
3:44 PM
Don't worry Leave, Jesus loves you. I can give you his cell number if you're interested.
5:30 PM
It's only one guy, Leave. The next one c/b right around the corner or maybe a few miles away. Don't give up!
5:33 PM
Marty I keep peeking around the corner and don't see anyone coming along. But I will be patient and wait. Is he here yet? Now? Now? Now? You get the idea.
10:13 AM
How 'bout this? If we all know "that certain someone" is out there somewhere, then why do people fret ... yada yada, until they get here? huh, why? Can we make it happen faster? Does fretting about it make it happen faster? I say, why fret dammit? lol Be happy, don't worry (insert music here)
3:42 AM
Thank you all for the kind words and the advice. I will no longer worry about it. If it happens, great, if not, oh well.
4:26 AM
ms. cleave ... I see you're a (really early) morning person too. G'morning :)
4:41 AM
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