It's That Time of the Month
No, not THAT time. It's the time where I make a new post and provide you with some updates of the excitement that is my life.
I went on a date. It sucked.
I got a remote car starter. It rocks.
I got a space heater for my bedroom. I no longer shiver when I get out of bed.
My puppy is now 10 months old and is 22 lbs. He has been raising hell around the apartment.
I haven't gotten any in 11 months. I'm very grumpy.
All holiday shopping was completed two weeks before the holiday. I was very happy.
My niece and nephew loved the presents I got them. I was happy.
I just remembered I haven' t gotten any in 11 months. I'm grumpy again.
Hope you all have a very Happy Holiday season. Happy Hanukkah. Merry Christmas.
5 Comments:
May you get laid more often than tourists in Hawaii, baby!
2:30 PM
Happy Holidays Leave!
And not getting some does indeed make us grumpy ;-)
3:47 PM
I am with you on the date and getting any part... It sucks, both...
Happy Holidays, Hon!
2:21 AM
Sorry about the 11 months.
Remote car starter.
My mind wants to make a connection but my brain says no (fortunately).
11:21 AM
"Girl With Big Rack Not Laid In Almost A Year!" Even the National Equirer would print that and expect anyone to believe it!
4:59 AM
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